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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 00:40

What movies have not aged well?

Dr No

Goldfinger

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why is porn so addictive?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-All the bad guys are black.

Live and Let Die

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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A View to a Kill

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

How did you know you weren't the narc?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Diamonds Are Forever

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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-”She is very sexyful!”

Moonraker

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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-”Ah so!”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Octopussy

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

You Only Live Twice

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What happened to the American Russell Bentley from Texas that was fighting for the pro-Russian commies?

-J W Pepper

The Man with the Golden Gun

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

From Russia With Love